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Rafting Jokes!

People that enjoy rafting also tend to enjoy humor related to rafting. Or, alternatively, people that don’t like rafting, may still enjoy rafting humor.

With that said, here is a small collection of jokes related to rafting and other outdoor activities that are sure to bring a giggle (or at least an eye roll) to your day.

A rafting guide walks into a bar, tells the bartender “Man, what a rough day. I’m parched, gimme a beer, a whiskey.” Bartender brings the guy an ice cold beer, and a shot of whiskey. The raft guide looks at him, and says “No, man, not both. Just one, the other. I just wanted either a beer, a whiskey.” The bartender was totally confused and pretty annoyed, and says “buddy, you aren’t making any sense at all, what do you want to drink?”. The raft guide says “Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, like I said it was a rough day. We flipped over a raft going down the river and I lost all my OR’s”…

A blonde was driving down the road when she looked to her left and saw another blonde paddling her canoe in a field of crops.
She pulled over, got out and shouted to the blonde in the canoe, “It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! You’re lucky I can’t swim, else I’d come over there and sort you out!”

Whitewater rafting guides get to work by taking rapid transit.

Q: How can you spot a raft guide at a party?
A: You don’t have to- he’s gonna tell you straight away, anyway.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Haha! We hope that you enjoyed this selection of rating and water related humor!

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